Chocolate is the answer.... who cares what the question/problem is!

I've been having  on going conversations with  co-workers of mine, about our constant "unhappiness" at work and the struggles balancing work, home, husband (s)/Boyfriend (s) and children.
Here are some questions/topics that constantly come up in our conversations:


I think I'm going to chop off my hair.

I have nothing to wear, I need a new wardrobe.

I think I need to start wearing more makeup.

I hate this part of my job.

I didn't see that coming.

Did you see that coming?

What are your plans this weekend?

How was your weekend?

What's for lunch?

Wanna grab lunch together?

I hate laundry. I can't seem to keep up.

I need a maid, I don't have enough hours during the day.

I think I might go to the dog park after work.

It's beautiful outside, I wish I wasn't stuck in the office.

I didn't miss having my period when I was pregnant. Urge, I hate the way it makes me feel.

Anyone have a tampon?

I didn't want to come in this morning. I wanted to call in sick, but we only have one sick day.

Any vacation plans this year?

I can't believe there is still so much month left after each payday.

I'm thinking of looking for another job, I need flexibility.

What's up with that guy in Accounting, there is something wrong with him?

Yes!!! The Big Cheese isn't in today.

I haven't been sleeping well.

I think we might start trying for a baby in about six months.

Don't have a baby till you buy a house.

I'm going to kill my boyfriends dogs, they kept me up all night.

What do men have to be so difficult?

Does he really not know how to load a dishwasher?

I need a gun!

Someone shoot me....

This day is the L-O-N-G-E-S-T DAY E-V-E-R!

Is it 4:30pm yet?

Is it Friday yet?

I've found, regardless of what the questions/problems are... Chocolate is always the answer.