Conversations with your 13 year old son- whilst lost, driving home from the airport- realizing you are failing at life in so many ways…

Ben: Really mom? Do you even know where you are? How do you get lost coming back from the airport?

Me: Shut up! It’s dark! Oh look at the beautiful Missouri country side. Welcome Home. This gives us time to chat.

Ben: You realize you just made a large circle and you wasted lots of gas.

Me: <glare from hell>
Ben: Hey, keep your eyes on the road!

I ended up taking an exit that took us to KCK.

Ben: You should use your GPS and listen to her. Where are we now? I have never been this way before.

Me: We are in Wyandotte County.
Ben: Why are you in Wyandotte County? These neighborhoods look like places old people live that didn’t save enough for retirement.
Me: So, that’s where I will end up.
Ben: YOU’RE NOT SAVING FOR RETIREMENT?!?