How kids feel about Pizza.....

What would I do for the love of pizza? For the love of pizza, I would do almost anything. Within reason of course.

I would serenade the cheesy, saucy pizza from outside a restaurant with my loud cow-like singing voice. An orchestra would have been better.

I would buy as many pizzas as I could with as many toppings as I like that it would appear I am a hoarder, who is living in my own underground pizza world. I would never go hungry and no one could ever get in! Of course I would end up broke and outside my home with tons of pizza and nowhere to go. Obviously, I did not think this through.

I would roam the entire United States in search for that ultimate pizza and hopefully I did not leave my wallet in another state along the way. No!!!

I would buy a whole pizza for myself and see the hungry, angry, penetrating stares of my family looking back at me as I race out of the room with the cheesy, saucy goodness clutched to my chest. Ow! It burns. It BURNS!

I would prepare a candlelight dinner for two, just me, and the pizza with one topping outside on the deck. People who walk by would look at me as if I am crazy because I am talking to my food mate. Get it? Soul mate, Food mate. Clever huh? They just do not understand our love.

I will not share my pizza. It is mine! Get your own.

 

This is how kids feel about pizza.....